If someone doesn’t understand something you’re explaining to them, treat it as your fault for failing to explain effectively, not their fault for not understanding

When being a designated driver, don’t drive your car, drive one of your friend’s. Keeps your car puke free.

To avoid the fake, cheesy smile on young kids when you try to take their picture, ask them to tell you a joke while you take it, but tell them that they should absolutely not laugh while telling it. Beautiful pictures every time of glee

Treat your own time off work as if it was your second job and you are the project. Invest in your self by doing things to learn new skills, give you a sense of accomplishment, and make you happy. You work hard for someone else’s business; work just as hard to make your happiness your business

When making an argument, a single strong point is better than one strong point and multiple weak points. Weak points become targets and weaken your entire position

If you have to pay a company to work for them, it’s a scam. Walk away

Instead of saying “I don’t know” when your boss asks you a question say “I’ll find out.” It’ll make them respect you more

If your SO can’t make a decision about where to eat, play the 5-2-1 game. You give them 5 restaurants, they pick two, and you pick from those

When taking pictures on your phone of/with other people, launch the camera from your lockscreen so that if they ask to see how the picture turned out and you have to hand them your phone, they can’t snoop through your other photos

When breaking up with someone, make a list of the reasons that made you break up with that person. If you’re thinking of getting back together, read that list

Always put your shoes through the airport x-ray machine last, especially if you’re in a rush. You won’t be able to accidentally walk (or run) off without something that’s still going though the scanner

You will never “feel like” doing something that you should do. You just have to do it